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… siren call of the olive-sided fly catcher calling "quick-- free beers! quick-free beers! quick-free beers!," which Mac, … of the many keys, the diligent efforts of campus security successfully limited dispersal of mammalogists between dorms, … a field guide to distinguish art from bike racks, plumbing, dumpsters, and chain-link fences (that cougar sure looks …
… is represented on topographic maps with contour lines that suspiciously resemble the outline of highway overpasses; und WHEREAS, the echolocation symposium was accompanied by clutter, white noise, and a signal to noise … patch; und WHEREAS, the sofas in the ballroom were so comfortable that future local committees are instructed to …
… the open bar at a wedding so that he could register with a drink in hand; and WHEREAS, Virginia Tech's world class hardwiring of their campus and community for computers and high technology must have been … Koopman, but when Bill Lidicker made the motion to add $300 to the budget to fund AIBS, many Directors heard a small …
… of Mammalogists, in its search for state universities without air-conditioned dorms and no airport within 50 … middle of large land masses; Karen Stone explained that the commuter traffic of martens across the Bering Strait was … played 2 major roles at the 80th Annual Meeting: first--comedian, and second--President. He did an excellent job at …
… meetings on Sunday caused mass confusion of the Resolutions Committee if not the total membership; and WHEREAS, it no … and WHEREAS, data from Frostburg State University are compatible with our working hypothesis that the same lowest bidder builds all university dorms without any place to take a shower and not get your clean …
… morphology; that explanation of latitudinal change in bat communities is correlated with the richness and diversity of … and WHEREAS, we thought we were in Louisiana, but after a suspicious triple runoff, torn ballots, and Kunzian Rules of … intrigued by the following sentence from the Membership Committee report: “When broken down by sex, 67% of males and …
… extremely well-run meeting which challenged the Resolutions Committee but we did not a few things; and WHEREAS, Allen … Program so that concurrent sessions appeared to run in succession; and WHEREAS, Robert Baker proved that hosting the … the Compost Mountain Boys, gracious smiling support staff, free flowing beer, real sheets and blankets and lots of stop …
… 18-21 June 2006; and WHEREAS, the Resolutions Committee recommends the acceptance of the following motion; and WHEREAS, at the … charged excessive rates for water and wine but the beer was free resulting in a new record for consumption of beer on …
… to party all night, and many are still wondering when to start; and WHEREAS, Link Olson's nefarious plot to … meeting too small to accommodate all the participants, no electrical outlets for laptop computers, and ordering … Quinn Shurtliff discovered that some females will mate with any male put in front of them; Andrew Edelman informed …
… was held at the Smithsonian Institution, Washington, D.C., on 18-23 June 1994; and WHEREAS, we were bonded … and WHEREAS, many of us accumulated frequent flyer miles getting to our rooms each night; and WHEREAS, it is a mammalogical fact, rediscovered during the ASM visit to the National Zoo, that a litter of over 500 cannot …
… fences, all approved by the local OSU Animal Care and Use Committee, which in combination with 3.2 beer reduced the … of synthetic callipygian adornments; and WHEREAS, those who visited the vendor tables now know where the skulls and … Society thanks the OSU Flea, Fly, and Ectoparasite Control Program that went to great pains to identify any member of …
… other people's money, advancing a new hypothesis that the best way to protect old people's retirement funds (including … is an underground activity; and WHEREAS, Ryan W. Norris revisited the geological age of the last ancestor of Rattus … their hard work and dedication in hosting a tremendously successful and rewarding scientific meeting. … Host Resolution …